The mind of a 4 year old

So our daughter got mad at me this morning because I had asked her to pick up her pajamas and clothes off the floor. She threw a fit and started hitting things on her bed in protest.
So I turned to our baby..who was looking a little bothered by all the noise and said, 'She isn't being a very good girl right now.' Well that set 'P' off even more.
She then said, "why are you talking so mean to me? that means you hate me!' and I told her no, I didn't hate her but she wasn't making good choices right now. But she kept insisting I hated her.
So I kept telling her I loved her. Then I turned the tables on her and said,
'so if you think I was talkng mean and you think it means I hate you..then does it mean you hate me because you are yelling at me and throwing things?'
Of course she didn't respond and I thought maybe the argument was over.
Nope! Then she said if I didn't love her she was going to move back to Orem.
Mom: 'what about 'H', won't you miss her?
'P': 'I'm taking her with me and grandma will take care of her.'
Mom: 'well 'H' needs mommy to feed her and grandma can't do that.'
'P': 'we'll just feed her baby food.'
Mom: 'Well, she can't eat that yet.'
'P': 'Fine, we'll wait until she's crawling then we'll move back to Orem."
Mom: 'what about your brother?'
'P': 'He's coming too.'
Mom: 'how will you get there?'
'P' 'on an airplane'
Mom: 'where will you get the ticket?'
'P': 'From you, if you just have one you can give it to me'
Mom: 'I don't have one, otherwise we would have flown back to visit a long time ago.'
'P' 'Then we'll call grandma and have her send us one.'
Mom: 'So your just going to leave me and daddy here?'
'P' 'No, daddy is coming with us too.'
Mom: 'So you'll just leave me here alone?'
'P' 'No, you can come too, but your sick so you'll have to come when your better.'

so in the end..we all get to come out, even though she's mad at me!
Haha I thought it was soo funny. Hope you enjoy the mind of an almost 5 year old.

(p.s during all of this our three year old was cleaning the room, including picking up all of her stuff. )
What a crack up!


Oh and after I posted this..she wrote me a card. When I asked her to read it to me this is what she said,
'Mommy, I love you so much and I just love you and but I know that you still really love me. I really know you and really, really really do do do love you. You are so happy and I'll take care of my toys when there is a mess everyday! I am so happy for my dreams!
Hilarious!!!